Stating the Obvious

I found this on my LJ. I wrote it Dec. of 2004 and it made me giggle.

Stating The Obvious

"Hey cool I just put my hair in dreads!!!! I am going to have to wash this shit out of my hair before it becomes a permanent knot! It was funny for the minute. Anyway, home alone for the 3rd night in a row. Let me state some things just to know in life.

#1 liquor in the ghetto is really cheap because the poor needs to get their drink on.

#2 walking outside in your really cool camouflage thermals in the night is a hit an run waiting to happen.

And #3 lets face it a pound of Hungry Man is well, 3/4 of a pound too much.

So what have we learned today. If you are going to buy cheap liquor in the ghetto, wear bright colored clothing, and the regular Swanson's TV dinner is enough."