Wednesday, August 19, 2009

A Night in the Life of an Insomniac

Many people often ask me, "Top, what the f*ck do you do all night if you don't sleep?" Here is a run down of tonight's activities: had a convo with a friend of text messaging, went up stairs changed my earrings, took earrings out and changed them around, had another convo different friend over txt, took a quiz on FB, realized I didn't work out, tried to do pull-ups (I cheat), hung on bar and lifted up my knees, did sit-ups, then push-ups, then sit-ups again, decided I needed a shower, ransacked my house looking for my hair masque shit, went to take a shower, thought it was necessary to clean the toilet, washed my hair, put hair masque on it, scrubbed the shower, rinsed hair masque off, finished showering, went into my bed room, checked FB, glanced at email, got lost in thought, started writing this, didn't fit in status so I wrote it out as a note, heard Hayley scream, ran to the other room, realized she was just laughing, got a little mad, then read what she was laughing at and thought it was funny too, came back in room, got deja vu, got lost in thought again, thought about blow drying my hair, and will be posting this in a minute. After that I will most likely drink too much water, pee 8 more times, kiss Hayley goodnight, wander around aimlessly on the internet, mentally think about my day tomorrow, come up with ideas for my dad's birthday gift, and then decide it may be time to just go to sleep for the few hours that I do, wake up when I get my daily morning text message from my friend, smile, try to go back to sleep, can't, get up and start all over again.


Here is an update on what I just did in the last 45 minutes:

Combed my hair, realized I made a couple typos in this note, got mad at Hayley sending a txt to someone that kind of sounded mean but wasn't supposed to be, went to pee, brought Hayl her medicine, took my medicine, stared at myself in the mirror (naked), felt hungry, went down stairs, got animal crackers and computer charger, turned off all the lights that were left on, went back upstairs, peed again, put lotion on my tattoo, answered her question about having sex with a tampon in, got grossed out, kissed Hayley goodnight, plugged in phone, plugged in computer, realized that I have been getting stared and starred mixed up my entire life, changed it to the right one, Hayl turned over and yelled at me about the light being on, turned it off, went to pee again, came back and posted this.